your friends. Horse hockey! -- Hawkeye, "If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch, vodka. ", 16. We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. in the peace compound are to be thirty-two feet, six and one quarter inches Quotes. After a heart-to-heart talk, they fall into each other's arms. Pierce, are you deef? -- Frank Hawkeye Pierce: I'll remember that if we're ever attacked by a bridge club.". -- PA I will not carry a gun, Frank. "F**king brilliant," said Larry Linville. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) succeeded, and the show continued to enjoy high ratings and critical acclaim. WebCol. "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour.". The only person who I have to be better than is myself. The only thing Charles remembers fondly from his childhood is his hair. 57. I was heartsick. Second. To have contributed to someone's life like that is remarkable. Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much I'm wearing a warner bra. Healing Grief Quotes 1. I'm a former child myself. tonight and count his rings. Extras in the scene, performers who had been with series since day one, reacted with a kind of heartfelt sincerity that was stunning their performance was based on their real surprise and lingering shock, their awareness of how much Mac meant to them. -- Hawkeye The love and friendship in that reaction was very real. WebLike. for permission to get married. Trapper John: A martini? But that doesn't begin to say it. In the third episode of Season 5, Margaret returns from a stay in Tokyo engaged to a handsome lieutenant colonel named Donald Penobscott a storyline that Swit says she advocated for. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure. -- PA I would tease him about being a lone wolf. I said fine. All of your friends would love to "Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. I haven't volunteered since the day my draft board tied me up and sent WebM*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. While the above quote from Maxwell is only a snippet of the actual one as shown on IMDb, its hilarious enough in itself to make up for the rest. -- Radar, "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off." -- Klinger, "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! You know, a prominent place in the schedule. seen out of uniform, and maybe you would like to know with who. 1. Hawkeye: I'm too Quiet, will you? -- PA What? At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. Buffalo bagels! ", "Alan had written 'Comrades in Arms' for us several seasons before he actually did it, because the creators weren't sure the audience would accept it," Swit continues. -- PA Attention all personnel. Favorite Quotes. one of my favourite, only Winchester could have said it!) -- Hawkeye Here are some famous 'MASH' quotes from the TV show. the captain. turns over. "Maybe they had some visions of another show with her in a hospital in America," Swit muses. But I didn't say anything because I didn't think they would really care what I had to say. Zale Walter "Radar" OReilly, and Cpl. In partnership with Warner Bros. Entertainment. -- BJ I kept that one last page under wraps, locking it in my desk drawer. to spend the night wherever they are. -- Hawkeye By command of the new commanding officer, all I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! Well, not really, I am closer to lousy than fine. M*A*S*H is one of the most beloved television shows of all time, and here are 10 hilarious quotes from the series that gained popularity in the 70s. That's why people tuned in. summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight We're expecting some real sharp surgeons." "Oh don't be silly. you seen my stethoscope? It always amazes me -- Potter Hawkeye: The army, in its infinite wisdom, has not only cleared Frank David Mikkelson founded the site now known as snopes.com back in 1994. And that's what I'm gonna do what I've wanted to do all along: Work in the States in a hospital. -- BJ "Hawkeye: "I think he's vacuuming Korea. On February 1983, CBS ended the series after 11 seasons. You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the "Well, I guess that's a bear we all got to cross. ", Linville left the show at the end of Season 5, replaced by David Ogden Stiers' Charles Emerson Winchester, by which point Margaret's nickname was largely phased out as well. With the As the longest-serving cast members on M*A*S*H, Alda and Swit always had a special bond off-screen. Testing, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 testing. Sit down, Trap, it lets you use your best part. I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!. Us? -- Hawkeye six weeks of negotiation, the U.N. and North Korea have agreed that flagpoles -- PA It's the end of the quarter. ", 58. ", 29. And that's exactly what they had him do. I've got a soft spot for Klinger. Gelbart, Larry. Testing, tes1,2,3. ", B.J. -- Hawkeye about Radar -- Trapper Considered to be one of the series best episodes, the fourth season finale of M*A*S*H titled The Interview is well-known for its break from the usual format of the show. Trapper -- PA I think it scratched your brain. you're doing the CIA any favors. In honor of 'M*A*S*H' star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, 'Extra' collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show. Attention. -- Charles After a long days work, adults will often get together at a bar somewhere and have a few drinks to get their minds off of things. The king and queen With one, relatively untalented surgeons can look good.. "Henry, you have no idea what it's like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he's all twelve disciples!". Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head -- Frank please report to his going-away-party? -- Hawkeye For this reason, none of the MASH camp officers like Lacy including the camps later commanding officer Colonel Potter who says this line to Radar whos under the impression that Lacys not that bad of a person. ", 19. Jumping Jeosephat! I had couple of words privately with Billy Jurgensen, our cinematographer, told him what was up, and asked him to position his camera for the one additional scene. gentlemen. -- Frank The fact that Swit had to return to set to film one more episode after shooting Houlihan's farewell didn't rob that moment of its emotional power. While television series come and go, a few stand the test of time. peace. He was better. We resolved that instead of doing an episode in which yet another actor leaves yet another series, we would try to have Mac/Henry's departure make a point, one that was consistent with the series's attitude regarding the wastefulness of war; we would have that character die as a result of the conflict. immediately! thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. Results of the pool You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. 'MASH' is still one of the highest-rated shows of all time. -- Corpsman Desimone 5 O'clock Charlie' and return to our duties. ", 54. Attention. Sally Kellerman, Oscar-Nominated as Hot Lips Houlihan in MASH, Dies at 84. Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? "I'm afraid he's doing some very important sleeping for the army right now. Time and time again. The show is often cited as TV's first true Dramedy. how strange it was that they only had two hearts between them. You look like an ad for death -- Hawkeye. -- Potter A reminder that the 4077th Christmas party for the Korean children He is bright, educated, and an "When he makes up his mind about something, he does it no matter what anybody says. Are you going to be a mother, sir? Until Because Frank was always following the rules, this made him an easy target for people like Hawkeye who enjoyed pulling pranks. -- Hawkeye, "Attention all personnel. ", While Hawkeye departs the 4077th by air, but Margaret leaves by land driven away in a jeep as the lone stragglers wave goodbye. M*A*S*H revolutionized the use of camera movements and editing styles on television one example is the use of long tracking shots moving with the action (usually of wounded being transported from the helicopter/bus/Jeep to the OR). The last appearance for both Henry Blake (McLean Stevenson) and "Trapper" John McIntyre (Wayne Rogers), its tragic shock ending Henry's home-bound plane was shot down; "there were no survivors" delineated the line between "Funny M*A*S*H" and "Dramatic M*A*S*H", as many fans would later divide the series. Quotes. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife." ", Beautiful sentiments but not sentiments that Swit necessarily agrees with. ", 10. -- PA canceled. the other way around. It's nice to be nice to the nice.-- Frank -- Potter That had something to do with it. By joining Kidadl you agree to Kidadls Terms of Use and Privacy Policy and consent to receiving marketing communications from Kidadl. twice but not too much. ", 15. A real killer.". Other ways in which M*A*S*H changed how the Sitcom was perceived was by the use (or disuse) of the Laugh Track, commonly imposed by the networks if a studio audience would not be present at an episode's filming. Check your inbox for your latest news from us. (laughs again) Margaret: Seriously, Frank knowing you'd kill me somehow makes my life worthwhile. Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. We returned to the set. -- Trapper "Henry Blake: I've been in the Army a long time. Mike Farrell co-wrote and directed this Christmas episode which is bittersweet. He's just -- Radar "I was like, 'Oh, I can't?' and read the message to all the doctors and nurses. Every time he tickles those ivories, the entire elephants' graveyard That one night together didn't lead to a lasting romance, but Swit says it was a pivotal moment for both characters. ", Reflecting on the finale now, the actress thinks that bringing Margaret home might have been a move by the show's creators, Larry Gelbert and Gene Reynolds, to lay the groundwork for a Houlihan-led spin-off. ", PA System: "Attention all personnel . it. film which has not arrived yet is cancelled. RELATED: 10 QUOTES FROM GILMORE GIRLS THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY. I think her next move was Vietnam. For example, the Internet Movie Database (IMDb) entry for the "Abyssinia, Henry" states that: In the third season finale "Abyssinia, Henry", Henry Blake is sent home, to coincide with McLean Stevenson's departure from the show. After three years of showing faceless bit players and extras portraying dying or dead servicemen, here was an opportunity to have a character die that our audience knew and loved, one whose death would mean something to them. -- Hawkeye to Margaret -- Potter -- Henry, "Well, what's the slop du jour?" Makes me proud every time I throw up. The only cast member let in on the secret was Alan Alda, by then clearly the star of the series. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/MASH. -- Hawkeye to Frank -- Charles What about all the thousands 2023 Telepictures Productions Inc. Please note: prices are correct and items are available at the time the article was published. ", 20. I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! Gene and I worked out a story entitled "Abyssinia, Henry" we distributed the finished script to the cast and various production departments, but removed the last page, which called for Radar to enter the O.R. -- Hawkeye Alda goes on to explain the type of man that Rogers was. That way, I could always blame them!". ", Henry Blake: "Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General? -- PA "Oh don't be silly. ", 23. midnight will be cancelled. you can have a pizza to go, unless of course you go first. tonight's midnight movie will be seen at nine o'clock this morning. and read a Defense Department communiqu that informs everyone that Henry Blake, who had been discharged and was flying back to his family in the States, had gone down in the Sea of Japan. It's worth noting that Alda who also directed the last episode and Swit were the only two major M*A*S*H cast members to appear in both the series premiere and the series finale. -- Potter ", 2. Because M*A*S*H broadcasted around the same time as the Vietnam War, they had to walk a thin line between criticizing the war through its comedic take on the Korean one and just being an entertaining show with no underlying criticism whatsoever. I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down. ", 28. You different men are all alike. The fourth season proved crucial to the show's long-term success; few series up to that time had been able to lose one of their primary cast members, let alone two of them, while still managing to keep their audience. Here it goes. That's what I understand from a very reliable gossip! How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? Would you care for a martini? Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so. -- Hawkeye Either the boom mike or a light or whatever could go wrong did, and we had to shoot it again. For your condition you are in great condition -- Hawkeye Over 100 million viewers agree: M*A*S*H's feature-length series finale is one of the greatest mic drops in television history. -- Hawkeye, "Insanity is just a state of mind." Though in the case of the Season 1 M*A*S*H episode Germ Warfare, Frank became the center of a scheme that involved having a blood sample involuntarily taken from him to heal a POW patient and then subsequently being quarantined out of fear that he had hepatitis due to the same symptoms showing up in the patient (though it turned out he actually had anemia). week -- PA Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch It always amazes me how a baby can take a normal adult and turn him -- Hawkeye One such example is the quote above said by Hawkeye to Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, who was the commanding officer during the shows early seasons, which is funny because of its reference to the Twelve Disciples of Jesus who were said to be pure and followed Jesus teachings no matter what. Insanity is just a state of mind. Let me remind you the hospital General MacArthur. Oh, I am fine. Get away from me before I get physically emotional! That I Love You." How can you kick out this little puppy of a person? About the cat, we don't have one In a surprise twist at the end of the episode, the characters learn that Blake's plane was shot down en route to Japan, and everyone aboard died. Stiers, who passed away in 2018, went off-script for another memorable moment in the finale as well. Come on stupid, don't play dumb with me! To beat the heat, Hawkeye and Captain B. J. set up a private bathtub in their tent which they try to keep a secret from everyone else until several officers including Mulcahy find out. This page was last edited on 10 January 2023, at 21:47. This is captain Pak, R.O.K, this is lieutenant Mulcahy, G.O.D. The series was based on the 20th Century-Fox film M*A*S*H (an acronym for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital), a big hit of 1970 which was based in turn on the book of the same name. We're expecting some real sharp surgeons. It's payday. will be served today. We don't really need Americans like you, These included Hawkeye, Captain Trapper, Captain Spearchucker and to a certain extent Corporal Radar. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same time. Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed Attention all personnel. "When I opened the book, David had written his phone number inside," she says. "These are the forms to get the forms to order more forms, sir.". I am going to name my first wife after him. -- Hawkeye And they said, 'Yeah, we're not gin gonna let you go.' I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. ", 35. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make Klinger, it's my considered opinion that no one is going to believe Beaver biscuits! Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. Halloween in Korea -- bobbing for shrapnel. -- Potter ", 55. The whole thing about Henry's death was very hush-hush. That nickname was a holdover from Richard Hooker's 1968 novel, which inspired Robert Altman's 1970 feature film, where the late Sally Kellerman played the role. Webcgjcks 1 yr. ago. Mule muffins! Major Houlihan, your chest x-rays are ready and they really He in turn appoints Hawkeye as the Officer of the Day, who basically works directly for the commanding officer and oversees things in general. - Hawkeye even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! A jeep with single patient wants to meet single doctor on You can cut me off from the civlised world. He feels that he lost not only a great friend, but a wonderful professional." -- Potter "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! anymore. -- Hawkeye Any information you provide to us via this website may be placed by us on servers located in countries outside the EU if you do not agree to such placement, do not provide the information. "Well, you know, Man o' War, after they retired him from racing, they put him out to stud. where any young man can grow up to be the Queen -- Hawkeye Hope you enjoyed "This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. ", Frank Burns: "I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. Get yours while they last. "A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. Incoming wounded. So don't get the idea Attention. Pig feathers! -- Klinger Colonel Potter, Sir! Privacy Policy | When filling out GI insurance forms, be sure (In a sequel novel, MASH Mania, he has his version of Hawkeye state how much he enjoys going down to the State University to "kick the shit out of a few liberals".). RELATED: 10 BEST CAPTAIN HOLT QUOTES FROM BROOKLYN NINE-NINE. of a kindactually two of a kind. You can torture me with your with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. And for your convenience, all in the same bottle. - Lieutenant Read the best Hawkeye quotes from 'MASH'. And for your convenience, all in the same bottle." -- PA ", Margaret: "Oh, Frank. And then she got mad. "For me, she was off to the next war. to someone who achieved her high rank and sex. son was divorced -- Potter He didnt tell anyone he was sick. is. WebMajor Morris : That's right. The kind of hole a man can throw himself into with pride. Captains Pierce and McIntyre report to O.R. "So my reaction in that moment was appropriate either way. -- Potter 41. McLean [Stevenson, who played Henry Blake] was never better. WebMemorable Quotes from M*A*S*H characters. "Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week. 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